Happy Boy - The Beat Farmers
There are very few things as utterly tasteless, thoroughly unredeeming and as socially depraved as the rantings of The Beat Farmers singing their "hit," "Happy Boy."
The lyrics (and the imagery which they evoke) are absolutely repugnant. But, darn, the song has a wonderful country beat and an undeniably catchy refrain. If you are not busily gagging on your own bile, you may be compelled to clap and sing along.
Sturgeon General's Warning: This song should not be listened to by persons with any of the following health conditions: epilepsy, dyslexia, catatonia, narcolepsy, apoplexy, juvenile delinquency, mesothelioma, a doctorate in sociology, gastritis, explosive colitis, impaired urinary flow, impaired cash flow, gingivitis, restless leg syndrome, tachycardia, hypertension, sweet tooth, ghetto limp, lackarythmia, caledonia, erections lasting more than four hours (especially in women), alopecia, candida, Tom Jones Syndrome, vitalis, cialis, prestidigitalis, go ask alice, unmitigated malice, slow-draining bathtubs, Glaubner's Disease, andromeda strain, Francois de la Brioschi's malady, fish-like scales covering their extremities, a case of the Zacklees, or reasonably good taste.
All others -- have at it.
I personally can't stand myself for laughing at this miserable song.
Simply click on either the hyperlink or on the embedded video player (if it appears) below.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J40rLaARx00&feature=related
Radio DAZZ: Produced by Douglas Castle
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